Fun-loving Pillows

"I'm a trained professional, kids, don't try this at home!"

Young Millionaires

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

Hair Replacement.

Falling Rock Zone

Ladies, git porked by a ELVIS impersonator!

Sugar Rush!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Wine Shotput

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

On holiday.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

10 K Tail-Chase

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Karataoke

Peel poker.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Cats at private view

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur