Fun-loving Personality Pillows

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Advocado

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Clown Happy Hour

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Office Park

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

Teddy jogging