Fun-loving Personality Pillows

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

10 K Tail-Chase

Advocado

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Office Park

Clown Happy Hour

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Whale Piñata.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Teddy jogging

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'