Fun-loving Friend Pillows

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Bunny ears by a rabbit.

Wine tasters...

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Postman reads 'beware of Doug' sign. Man is hiding behind bin.

'He usually makes a fuss when we take him to the vets!'

Tyrannosaurus Rex - Bowling Kingpin

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Really? Mine's a rescue, too."

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass (colour).

T-Rex Uses A Bridge For Every Shot But No One Complains!

Simon Says 'Cross'

"I tried sparkling once, but it just gave me a headache."

"So, how was flight school?"

Man in line to use the drive-in window at bank.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Forget about it. Resolutions at our age are too heavy a trip.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

Congratulations grads

Home-made wine

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Pinata filled with pinatas.

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

Clown playing footsie in restaurant.

'Come on, you can tell me: I've had so many pregnancies, I'm an expert at weird cravings...'

Convention: 'I'm With Stupid!'

Mummy taking pictures of tourists.

Juggler

Boys in the sea

"This isn't the ball. . ."

Santas Pulling the Sleigh

"I'm not really barking at anything. It's mostly for the pleasure of hearing myself bark. It's like animal social media."