Fun-loving Friend Pillows

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

"But you can call me Rex."

Bunny ears by a rabbit.

Wine tasters...

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Postman reads 'beware of Doug' sign. Man is hiding behind bin.

Having been lost in the play tubes for years, Ryan Bowman finally emerges.

Simon Says 'Cross'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

T-Rex Uses A Bridge For Every Shot But No One Complains!

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass (colour).

10 K Tail-Chase

'He usually makes a fuss when we take him to the vets!'

Tyrannosaurus Rex - Bowling Kingpin

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Really? Mine's a rescue, too."

Clown Happy Hour

"I tried sparkling once, but it just gave me a headache."

Man in line to use the drive-in window at bank.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Forget about it. Resolutions at our age are too heavy a trip.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

Congratulations grads

Home-made wine

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Pinata filled with pinatas.

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

Clown playing footsie in restaurant.

'Come on, you can tell me: I've had so many pregnancies, I'm an expert at weird cravings...'

Convention: 'I'm With Stupid!'

Mummy taking pictures of tourists.

"So, how was flight school?"