Fun-loving Friends Pillows

'I like hanging out with you, Victoria!'

"Now that's impressive."

"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mixed Doubles.

10 K Tail-Chase

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

true love.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Clown Happy Hour

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

The toothfairy

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Tunnel of Love.