Fun-loving Friends Pillows

'I like hanging out with you, Victoria!'

"Now that's impressive."

"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Mixed Doubles.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

true love.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Clown Happy Hour

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

The toothfairy

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Multisports