Fun-loving Singles Pillows

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

On holiday.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Candid Camera store.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cats at private view

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

true love.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Ice Cream Tower.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Whale Piñata.