Fun-loving Singles Pillows

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Candid Camera store.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Karataoke

Peel poker.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Cats at private view

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

true love.

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Ice Cream Tower.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.