Fun-loving Couples Pillows

Tunnel of Love.

'Not bad, honey. Cloud eight.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mixed Doubles.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

true love.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Love.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Puppy Love

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

PJ Parties

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Henry, cut that out.'

Consenting Adults.

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'