Fun-loving Duo Pillows

Mixed Doubles.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

PJ Parties

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Stand-up Romcom

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'You may now kick the bride.'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

true love.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

The toothfairy

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

I am to blame.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Multisports