Fun-loving Duo Gifts

Mixed Doubles.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

PJ Parties

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Stand-up Romcom

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'You may now kick the bride.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

true love.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

The toothfairy

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Multisports

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

I am to blame.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Switchback Playground.

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'