Laughter-loving Couple Gifts

'There, there, dear -- they're all alike.'

"You never listen to me! You only use your sticky-out ears to keep your mask on!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Stand-up Romcom

Mixed Doubles.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

true love.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Tunnel of Love.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

PJ Parties

Hip Operation

"One more word from you and I am leaving home."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I want to make it with you."

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

'Oh, don't feel bad. They say it happens to all men at some point. But then again, I never did hear of it happening to a bear!'

'Sorry darling, I'm too tired to lift you onto your pedestal tonight.'

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

"My feet are cold. Be a dear and warm them!"

"That's so romantic Otto! You're farting OUR song!"