Laughter-loving Couple Prints

'There, there, dear -- they're all alike.'

"You never listen to me! You only use your sticky-out ears to keep your mask on!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Stand-up Romcom

Mixed Doubles.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

true love.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

PJ Parties

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

Hip Operation

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"One more word from you and I am leaving home."

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"I want to make it with you."

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

'Sorry darling, I'm too tired to lift you onto your pedestal tonight.'

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

'Oh, don't feel bad. They say it happens to all men at some point. But then again, I never did hear of it happening to a bear!'

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"That's so romantic Otto! You're farting OUR song!"

'And they lived happily ever after - well beyond their means.'

"My feet are cold. Be a dear and warm them!"