Fun-loving Couples Gifts

'Not bad, honey. Cloud eight.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mixed Doubles.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'You may now kick the bride.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

true love.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Love.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Puppy Love

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Consenting Adults.

PJ Parties

'Henry, cut that out.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'