Fun-loving Soul Mates Gifts

"I now declare a thumb war."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mixed Doubles.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

true love.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Love.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Puppy Love

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Whale Piñata.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Tunnel of Love.

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Consenting Adults.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Henry, cut that out.'

PJ Parties

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Cat playing Golf.

Teddy jogging

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"