Playful Couples Gifts

Baby Making on Board

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Holding hands

Family with pets.

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Advanced footsie

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Rude Snowpeople

true love.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Shuck me.'

"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.