Playful Couples Mugs

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Mixed Doubles.

Family with pets.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Advanced footsie

'You may now kick the bride.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

true love.

Rude Snowpeople

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Shuck me.'

"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'