Fun-loving Couple Mugs

'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

"I don't mind your dog watching, but I draw the line at recording."

"You're thinking outside the box again."

"That's so romantic Otto! You're farting OUR song!"

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'You wake the kids, Mr Macho, and I'll boomba, boomba you.'

true love.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Mixed Doubles.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

The toothfairy

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Multisports

PJ Parties

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"