Devilishly Fun Friend Pillows

Optimist in Hell.

'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'

"When I said, 'Keep the wine at room temperature'...I didn't mean here!!"

Big man on Krampus

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

10 K Tail-Chase

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Clown Happy Hour

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Hover Kitties

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

Cat Graduation

"They just love tassels."

Spiderman car window cleaner

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

Surgeon Selfie

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Lion!'