Devilish Fun Pillows

"Every once in a while, it's fun to let one go, just to see what happens."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

The Final Selfie

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Devilled Eggs

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

Big man on Krampus

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'T.S.I.F.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"So much for eternal rest."

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

Swelling

The lessor of two evils.

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

Marathon in Hell.

Summer in Hell

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Devil cello

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'