Devilishly Playful Pillows

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have any Devil's Food.'

The Devil's most devilish when he;s respectable.

"Sorry, my bad."

'T.S.I.F.'

Cat/devil...

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

The Final Selfie

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

Devilled Eggs

Hellbillies.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

Big man on Krampus

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

"So much for eternal rest."

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

A Heated Argument

The lessor of two evils.

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

Swelling