Profoundly Playful Pillows

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Chase me, chase me cows.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Bears catching fish

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Snowman

Balancing two espresso martinis

Balloon Kids

Wagging Dog

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'She'll never look for me here.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Thank you bubbles

Phoenix

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Dog retriving Frisbee

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Tiger Costume

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"