Profoundly Playful T-Shirts

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Chase me, chase me cows.

Bears catching fish

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

10 K Tail-Chase

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Wagging Dog

Balancing two espresso martinis

Dog Park / Cat Park

Snowman

Balloon Kids

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Thank you bubbles

Phoenix

Dog retriving Frisbee

Tiger Costume

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.