Purrfectly Playful T-Shirts

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Mixed Doubles.

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

"I hate it..."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

PJ Parties

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'T.S.I.F.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

There had always been three in the relationship...

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have any Devil's Food.'

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'