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'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

Mixed Doubles.

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"I hate it..."

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

PJ Parties

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'T.S.I.F.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

There had always been three in the relationship...

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have any Devil's Food.'

Cat trying to catch the musical notes coming from a piano

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'