Pawsitively Playful Pillows

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Hush puppy.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'T.S.I.F.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'Let's see those smiles.'

The perfect relationship

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"Take it easy back there!"

Dog.

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have any Devil's Food.'

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

Cat/devil...

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

"Sorry, my bad."

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'