Pawsome Pair Pillows

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Love.

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Pets on holiday.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Dog.

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

Best Man's best friend.

Cats on Pinterest

'I guess I should have known when she signed us up for the gift registry as a pet shop.'

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'