Devilishly Charming Pillows

"It took a lot of soul searching, before i became a success."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'It was great. I hated it.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

Big man on Krampus

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

'T.S.I.F.'

"So much for eternal rest."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

Swelling

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

The lessor of two evils.

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

A Heated Argument

Summer in Hell

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

Devil cello