Devilishly Delightful Humor Pillows

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

"So much for eternal rest."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

Publish and Be Damned

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

The lessor of two evils.

Swelling

A Heated Argument

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

The Neighbours from Hell....

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

Golfer's Hell.

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Devil cello

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz