Devilish Humor Pillows

BREAK TIME!

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Going Down?

"Any references?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Meowlzebub

Demonic Repossession.

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Hellbillies.

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Publish and Be Damned

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

The lessor of two evils.

A Heated Argument

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."