Devilishly Delightful Humor T-Shirts

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"So much for eternal rest."

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

Publish and Be Damned

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

A Heated Argument

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

The lessor of two evils.

Swelling

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

Devil cello

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz