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'The Gout'

"Good news! We've been selected as a potential burial site for nuclear waste."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Meowlzebub

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Demonic Repossession.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

The lessor of two evils.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

Summer in Hell

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'