Devilishly Good Humor Mugs

'The Gout'

"Good news! We've been selected as a potential burial site for nuclear waste."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Meowlzebub

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

A Heated Argument

The lessor of two evils.

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Summer in Hell

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'