Devilishly Comedic Mugs

Demonic Repossession.

"Having to work from home was a god-send, I buy all my soul's online now."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Meowlzebub

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Hellbillies.

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'T.S.I.F.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'They come down here to smoke.'

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

The lessor of two evils.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

Summer in Hell

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.