Devilishly Comedic Mugs

Demonic Repossession.

"Having to work from home was a god-send, I buy all my soul's online now."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Meowlzebub

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

'T.S.I.F.'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

The lessor of two evils.

'They come down here to smoke.'

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Summer in Hell

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'