Devilishly Humorous Mugs

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

"Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! But first direct your attention to Brendan as he goes over some housekeeping items."

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'To sum up, you are not a magician.'

Hell's Smoking Section

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

The Devil playing a prank on a homeless person.

Hell freezing over.

"I do some random immorality but my bread and butter is necessary evil."

'Have you noticed the only type of peanuts you get down here are roasted.'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Bat out of Hell

Summer in Hell

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Meowlzebub

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Demonic Repossession.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Hellbillies.

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

A Heated Argument

The lessor of two evils.

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'