Devilishly Funny Mugs

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

Surprise at the Pearly Gates.

Aha! Mein host?

"See I told you electing Trump would create jobs!"

"Welcome President Trump. . ."

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

"Over here is where all the Bon Jovi fans are."

The lessor of two evils.

Hellbillies.

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"Careful; hot plate."

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"So much for eternal rest."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

Swelling

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'