Devilishly Playful Humor Mugs

You've heard of people being possessed by Satan? Well, that also happens to tee shirts. My apologies. Your place or mine? Bar.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Meowlzebub

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"So much for eternal rest."

'T.S.I.F.'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Publish and Be Damned

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

Swelling

The lessor of two evils.

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

A Heated Argument

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'