Devilishly Playful Humor Mugs

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Meowlzebub

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Demonic Repossession.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

Heaven and Hell

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'T.S.I.F.'

"So much for eternal rest."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Gas Bill

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Publish and Be Damned

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

The lessor of two evils.

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

Swelling

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."