Devilishly Delightful T-Shirts

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Devil cello

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Rock Climber

'It was great. I hated it.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Demonic Repossession.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

Devilled Eggs

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

'T.S.I.F.'

"So much for eternal rest."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

A Heated Argument

Swelling

The lessor of two evils.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Summer in Hell

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'