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"It took a lot of soul searching, before i became a success."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'It was great. I hated it.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

Big man on Krampus

'T.S.I.F.'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Gas Bill

"So much for eternal rest."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Heaven and Hell

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

The lessor of two evils.

Swelling

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

A Heated Argument

Summer in Hell

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'