Devilishly Whimsical T-Shirts

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

'T.S.I.F.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"So much for eternal rest."

Magic mushroom

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Swelling

Balloon Man

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

The lessor of two evils.

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Summer in Hell

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'