Witchy Whimsy T-Shirts

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"Here we are."

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Halloween Selfie

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Trick or treat surprise.

Witches Brew

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

Magic mushroom

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Cowboy Acupuncture

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"There's no rest for the wicked."

He's my vaguely familiar.

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

MasterWitch

Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

"So...you drive stick."

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

A Witch flies into the Moon.

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

Brookstick Clamp