Witchy Aesthetic T-Shirts

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

"Here we are."

Rocking Witches.

A Club Sandwitch.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Halloween Selfie

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Witches Brew

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

Maggie Smith

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Beauty Shop

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"Introvert."

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

He's my vaguely familiar.

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

MasterWitch

Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

"So...you drive stick."