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"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

100% carbon neutral

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Rocking Witches.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Swing dancers.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Halloween Selfie

Witches Checkout.

'She's still a novice yet.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

Fear of Flying Seminar

A voodoo doctor.

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Just browsing."