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"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"This next one's another oldie."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Rocking Witches.

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'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

Swing dancers.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

Witches Checkout.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Halloween Selfie

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

A voodoo doctor.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"Just browsing."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Fear of Flying Seminar