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"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Vampire Bat

Evil Villain.

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

A 60's pop group

Happy Halloween!

Candy Corn Dracula

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Trick or treat surprise.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Trick or treatment.'

Antiques

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Cape costume

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

Violin Ghost

Witch

Halloween Tree

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'