Spooky Vibes Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Vampire Bat

Evil Villain.

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Candy Corn Dracula

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

A 60's pop group

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Happy Halloween!

"That's what we look like naked??"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Trick or treat surprise.

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Trick or treatment.'

Antiques

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Cape costume

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

Violin Ghost

Witch

Halloween Tree

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'