Spooky Vibes Lover Gifts

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

Scary stuff

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Date Night

Fancy a pint?

Monster Baseball

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Vampire with a violin

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Elvis fans

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

Vampire

Zombie crossing

You said the house had cathedral ceilings but nothing about a cathedral basement.

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

My folks have always been big on safety in numbers.

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

Boo-gle.

'Mind your head'

'With people already so tense and jumpy these days, Halloween isn't much fun anymore!'

My other broom is a vacuum.

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."