Spooky Vibes Lover Pillows

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

Scary stuff

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Fancy a pint?

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Date Night

Monster Baseball

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Vampire with a violin

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

Vampire

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

Zombie crossing

My folks have always been big on safety in numbers.

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

'Mind your head'

'With people already so tense and jumpy these days, Halloween isn't much fun anymore!'

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

Trick-or-Treat At Own Risk