Mystic Vibe Lover Pillows

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Cat Seance

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Who's there?"

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

Snake Charmer

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

Meaning Of Life $5.00

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."

Visual Gag: A Palm reader reading the palm from someone elses hand with the aid of a battery powered night light

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

Live from Lincoln Center.