Mystic Vibes Pillows

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Visual Gag: A Palm reader reading the palm from someone elses hand with the aid of a battery powered night light

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

"Who's there?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Here we are."

Rocking Witches.

Halloween Selfie

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Musicians

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

"So...you drive stick."

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

Queen Victoria 'Amused my arse.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'He admits it!'

It's very sixties.

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

"We had to remove him from public view."

"I hear he lets his kids stay out all day. Shameful."

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

".....Ear of dog, leg of toad, eye of ca...... Bloody hell, here comes Rolf Harris!"

2 jazz musicians

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."