Mystic Vibes Pillows

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Visual Gag: A Palm reader reading the palm from someone elses hand with the aid of a battery powered night light

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

"Who's there?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Here we are."

Rocking Witches.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Halloween Selfie

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Robert Drake

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Musicians

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

Witches Brew

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Prince in the Afterlife

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

You said the house had cathedral ceilings but nothing about a cathedral basement.

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

"So...you drive stick."

It's very sixties.

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

'He admits it!'

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Queen Victoria 'Amused my arse.'

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

"We had to remove him from public view."