Gothic Vibes Pillows

"I hear he lets his kids stay out all day. Shameful."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Tim Burton

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Date Night

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Cybergoth.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Nick Cave

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

Transylvanian Snails.

Happy Valentine's Day

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Drunk Vampire

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Surprised?"