Gothic Vibes Mugs

"I hear he lets his kids stay out all day. Shameful."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Tim Burton

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Vincent Van Goth.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Transylvanian Snails.

Drunk Vampire

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"Surprised?"