Gothic Aesthetic Fan Mugs

Jewelry Sale (in a cemetary).

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Beware of the Cat.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Nick Cave

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Cybergoth.

'You complete me.'

Drunk Vampire

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Four Horsemen.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

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