Gothic Aesthetic Fans Mugs

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Beware of the Cat.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Drunk Vampire

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Vampire Umbrella

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Get Your Shot

Transylvanian Snails.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"Never think outside the box!"

Edgar Allan Poe

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."