Gothic Style Fans Mugs

Beware of the Cat.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Cybergoth.

Drunk Vampire

Transylvanian Snails.

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Vampire Umbrella

Get Your Shot

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Vampire afternoon tea.

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Vampire practical jokes.

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

Grim Reaper Comes After Cat

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

Trilby - 'Souvenir'.

Frankenstein's monster hangs up ghost costumes

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

"How come you look SO young for your age...?"

"For the last time, use the lift, then the front door!"