Gothic Style Fans Mugs

Beware of the Cat.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Cybergoth.

Nick Cave

Transylvanian Snails.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Get Your Shot

Drunk Vampire

Vampire Umbrella

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Vampire afternoon tea.

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Dang clip ons!

Vampire practical jokes.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Her first telekinesis!'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

Grim Reaper Comes After Cat

Frankenstein's monster hangs up ghost costumes

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

Trilby - 'Souvenir'.

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

"How come you look SO young for your age...?"